Blue Monday…*

Monday makes the week go round -Without much creative endeavour, I’ve found… News stories telling the same ol’ tales Depicting the ways that humans fail And saving just one small moment of joy -An irritatingly regular ploy As though this single-cell postivity Eclipses political proclivity, The moaning, groaning, monotoning A flimsy disguise for the human […]

Family Viewing

Dear Mr TV-Scheduler Is there really nothing better To offer us humble terrestrial viewers Than age old formats relit to look newer…? Strictly Come Tedium busting a zip To make sure performers remain toe-to-tip With the same old faces, the same old quips, And every excuse to show the girls’ nix… Though I’ve noticed the […]