Political Partay*

It’s hard not to imagine TV adverts full of woe Are somehow interconnected with the governmental show Of political ineptitude, fraying wits and pompous twits Making an inelegant fist of it all In the hallowed environs of Whitehall: Eloquently ramming home that, yes, you’re very much on your own Because ‘We’ in positions of national […]

Old Man Donald*

Dear Mr Trump,* I wonder if you know you seem like a chump..? For all your gesturing rhetoric, As a politician, you seem, well, Prehistoric… Perhaps because the front-line media Are wanting the facts to seem a bit seedier- Wanting the world to raise its eyebrow And ask out loud, ‘Lord, tell us how With […]

Proverbs*

Don’t put all your hards In one Brexit: Try to soften it a little bit. Attention to the smaller details Will shape how the history you make prevails. Reputation, Reputation, Reputation…¹ When all’s said and done, the mark of a Nation. How, then, would you wish to be remembered As our national union is being […]